Beach Picnicker Gifts

'Pass the tartar sauce and the white wine...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

Shaken not stirred

'How very Cumbria.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Martini is invented.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

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