Picnics Prints

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"Now we wait."

'I'd forgotten how non-textual nature could be.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

A day at the races

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Boy that was a great picnic! I ate too much though and I'm bound to have four stomachaches...'

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

'I say Ratty old bean - are you sure those weren't GM tomatoes in the picnic hamper?'

"Your purchasing agent is expecting me. I invited him to have lunch today."

'He showed up at the company picnic and we haven't been able to get arid of him since...'

Dinner for two in the great outdoors

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'You kids stop fighting or I swear, I will turn this banana around!'

'If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.

"I love these picnics when we all chat, eat together... then run away in a frenzied panic!"

'The sign says not to feed them, Fred.'

'This spot looks perfect for a picnic'

Pie in the sky.

'What do you mean there's no wait to see the doctor? I brought a picnic lunch and lots to read!'

'Nice graphics.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

'I would have to give this year's display a higher 'oohs! & aahs!' rating than last year's.'

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'