Picnic Gifts

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

Shaken not stirred

'Promise me one thing, Lorraine... you won't tell my friends we met at a church picnic?'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

I brought food!

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Adventures of God

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'How very Cumbria.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Polygamists' Picnic

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Sunbathing in the park

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic