Picnic Participant Gifts

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Sunbathing in the park

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Polygamists' Picnic

The Adventures of God

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Shaken not stirred

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Teddy Bear

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Picnic with thieves

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.