Picnic Perfectionist Gifts

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

The Adventures of God

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Shaken not stirred

Polygamists' Picnic

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Sunbathing in the park

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

The Camp, Pt. 1

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Picnic with thieves

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

I told you not to swim out to far

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."