Picnic Goer Gifts

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

"I've told you not to go and play around picnic areas: humans are inconsiderate, they leave broken glass everywhere..."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Shaken not stirred

Relaxing in the Sun

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Polygamists' Picnic

French wine

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Sunbathing in the park

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"You like yours well done, right?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

I told you not to swim out to far

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."