Picnic Goer Gifts

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

"I've told you not to go and play around picnic areas: humans are inconsiderate, they leave broken glass everywhere..."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

French wine

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Shaken not stirred

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Polygamists' Picnic

Sunbathing in the park

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

*=Hotdog

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'What's a picnic without ants?'