Picnic Ponderer Gifts

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Adventures of God

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Shaken not stirred

That party went well.

Polygamists' Picnic

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Sunbathing in the park

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Beginning Yarder.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."