Family Picnic Gifts

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

'This looks like a good spot.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

Picnic with thieves

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

Hot Dog

"Where's the lifeguard?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Hi-yah!"

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

French wine

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"