Family Picnic T-Shirts

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

'This looks like a good spot.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

Picnic with thieves

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

Hot Dog

"Where's the lifeguard?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Hi-yah!"

A day at the races

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

The Adventures of God

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Relaxing in the Sun