Church Picnic T-Shirts

"There, there, Dear. Brother Amos momentarily slipped back into his secular life when he said your cake is 'sinfully good'."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Polygamists' Picnic

French wine

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Shaken not stirred

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Relaxing in the Sun

'How very Cumbria.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Sunbathing in the park

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Martini is invented.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock