Church Picnic Mugs

"There, there, Dear. Brother Amos momentarily slipped back into his secular life when he said your cake is 'sinfully good'."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Polygamists' Picnic

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

French wine

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

Shaken not stirred

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

Sunbathing in the park

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Martini is invented.

Prosecco Peacock