Company Picnic Gifts

"The potato salad maintains its Aa rating this year, but I'm afraid the deviled eggs are downgraded to C."

'He showed up at the company picnic and we haven't been able to get arid of him since...'

'Nice to meet you. I brought that same dress, Carol, but don't wear it anymore cause it makes me look fat.'

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'

In-house companyoffice BBQ picnic

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Bo're'droom

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Shaken not stirred

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Relaxing in the Sun

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

'How very Cumbria.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

French wine

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'