Picnic Committee Pro Gifts

'Due to budget cutbacks on the picnic committee, I've downgraded the foie gras from triple A to AA+.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Polygamists' Picnic

Shaken not stirred

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Adventures of God

French wine

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Fishing for complements

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You like yours well done, right?"

Sunbathing in the park

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

The Martini is invented.

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

The Camp, Pt. 1

Remarkably Richmond

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'