Family Picnic Day Gifts

'This looks like a good spot.'

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Polygamists' Picnic

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

French wine

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

Shaken not stirred

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Martini is invented.

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