Family Picnic Day Gifts

'This looks like a good spot.'

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'How very Cumbria.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

The Adventures of God

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Shaken not stirred

Relaxing in the Sun

Polygamists' Picnic

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Martini is invented.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

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