Office Picnics Gifts

"Mon doesn't tweet. She says that 140 characters always seems like the office picnic!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Party Animals.

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'