Office Picnics T-Shirts

"Mon doesn't tweet. She says that 140 characters always seems like the office picnic!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Party Animals.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'