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'Strange. When I was here with Jennifer last week, they ignored the Riesling.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Polygamists' Picnic

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

French wine

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'How very Cumbria.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

Shaken not stirred

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Martini is invented.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Prosecco Peacock

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground