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"Ah, here comes the caterer."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

French wine

Polygamists' Picnic

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

I told you not to swim out to far

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

*=Hotdog

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"