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"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Surf Casting

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Try me/try me/try me...

The Adventures of God

Sunbathers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

French wine

Polygamists' Picnic

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'