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"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

The Adventures of God

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Relaxing in the Sun

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Polygamists' Picnic

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"You like yours well done, right?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The High Line at Giza

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

Picnic with thieves

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

The Camp, Pt. 1

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Nice graphics.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Moms gone wild

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