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"I find I can't unwind after doing a mornings cross-examination." (Cop on reversed park bench).

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Polygamists' Picnic

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Relaxing in the Sun

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Adventures of God

"You like yours well done, right?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Sunbathing in the park

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

'Nice graphics.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

*=Hotdog

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."