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101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Shaken not stirred

Polygamists' Picnic

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Fishing for complements

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Prosecco Peacock

Remarkably Richmond

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Global warming enough for ya?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

Pastrami in the wild

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Barbecue Fetch

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'