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"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Teddy Bears

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Shaken not stirred

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Relaxing in the Sun

Polygamists' Picnic

French wine

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Fishing for complements

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Sunbathing in the park

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Teddy Bear

Picnic with thieves

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.