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"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

"Your purchasing agent is expecting me. I invited him to have lunch today."

Fishing for complements

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'

Things one would rather have left unsaid.

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

'What do you mean there's no wait to see the doctor? I brought a picnic lunch and lots to read!'

In-house companyoffice BBQ picnic

Picnic invasion strategy session

Gullible: those who believe they can have a picnic at the beach.

"I wonder who changed that sign?"

Teddy boy's picnic

"Careful with that corn. It's a gateway food to other vegetables."

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

"Good dog!"

Remarkably Richmond

Prosecco Peacock

'Hang on a second fellas, that mayonnaise has been in the hot sun for quite a while now.'

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'You foraged all the beer?!'

'Okay, sucker, if I go, the potato salad goes with me.'

Indoor Picnic.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!