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It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I sent out for everything.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

Polygamists' Picnic

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Relaxing in the Sun

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Shaken not stirred

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Fishing for complements

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Picnic with thieves

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Remarkably Richmond