Romantic Picnic Planner Mugs

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I sent out for everything.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Shaken not stirred

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

The Adventures of God

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

Polygamists' Picnic

Fishing for complements

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

Remarkably Richmond

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

The Camp, Pt. 1