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"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Fishing for complements

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Prosecco Peacock

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Remarkably Richmond

Westminster: The after-party

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

Pastrami in the wild

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"