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Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"They know me here."

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

And that's why we don't have a cat.

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.