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Ask Sadie. My wife and I are getting a puppy soon. Any training tips? - Jay and Emily, Charlotte, NC. Sent from my iPad. Oh yes. A tip: Have him poop on your @#$% iPad, you high-tech boobs! Irrelevant and gratuitous. Sent from my lungs. You need the toothbrush app.
Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay
Dogs
"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."
"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."
'This is way better than a litter box.'
'Well, back to the old drawing board.'
"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"
'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'
"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."
'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'
'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'
'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'
"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."
"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."
"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"
I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."
Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!
"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."
Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...
'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'
"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"
"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."
It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.
"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."
"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."
'I take it your romantic dinner isn't going well. . .'
"They know me here."
Family looking to buy a dog.
'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'
"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."
"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"
What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.
And that's why we don't have a cat.
Rex talks about his life goals.
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