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Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'I take it your romantic dinner isn't going well. . .'

"They know me here."

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

And that's why we don't have a cat.

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

Rex talks about his life goals.

'Where do you see yourself in 35 years?'