Pup Planner Pillows

Valley trash

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Babies.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Four Star Meal

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

Long-range planning

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

"They know me here."

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'