Puppy Playdate Planner Pillows

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

My dog would like your dog's phone number.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'If I'm going on a play date, Mom, shouldn't I have some mad money?'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."