Puppy Playdate Planner Pillows

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

My dog would like your dog's phone number.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Dogs

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

"They know me here."