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"Barbecued ribs sounds great, Eve, but where are we supposed to find any ri. . ."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Duck Hunt

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Fishing for complements

Ode to a Grill

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Prosecco Peacock

"Come and get it!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'