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"Barbecued ribs sounds great, Eve, but where are we supposed to find any ri. . ."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Duck Hunt

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Fishing for complements

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Prosecco Peacock

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'