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"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'You foraged all the beer?!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Prosecco Peacock

"Come and get it!"