Outdoor Cookout Mugs

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'You foraged all the beer?!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Come and get it!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."