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'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Duck Hunt

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Desert Island Mishap

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Planned service changes

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."