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'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Duck Hunt

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Desert Island Mishap

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Planned service changes

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Nobody likes a smore loser