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This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Duck Hunt

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Planned service changes

Next Round Indicator

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Face painting children with no facial features.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Babies

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Clock in, Clock out.

Dreams of Spring...

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."