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This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Duck Hunt

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Planned service changes

Next Round Indicator

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Babies

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Face painting children with no facial features.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Clock in, Clock out.

Dreams of Spring...

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."