Summer Activity Planner T-Shirts

Face painting children with no facial features.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Lawnmower

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Come and get it!"

Chillaxing!

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Water Slide

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'Best to keep downwind.'

Lemonade without borders.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'