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'Or retired.'

"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Airlines

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Steak Ted?'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Hiding the electronics.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

Beach Barbecue

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Iliadette.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Building Sandcastles.