Summer Farewell Planner T-Shirts

"It's how she gets ready for the end of summer."

'Steak Ted?'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

The Month of August

Face painting children with no facial features.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Lobster Salad

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Or retired.'

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

"And so another school year is over. Nine months of studying the great minds of history have left us wiser in the ways of the world."

"There is nothing like ten weeks of quality time with your kids to remind you of how great teachers are."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"Well... just 5 days, 16 hours and 30 minutes till school starts."

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

"Time for a vacation!"

I'm biking through Tuscany, learning Italian this summer. Wow! I'm off to drama camp. How about you, Twig? I haven't decided which summer enrichment program to choose! Working for my dad or babysitting the Bartram kids. Ahh! The college fund enrichment program.

Home school's out for summer.

Cards: Good Luck Goodbye Good Riddance.

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."

Which sports camp is best for Teddy? Dunno. Each has something to recommend it. Dunno. Programs that will develop him as an athlete and leader. So which will it be�The closest to my office or cheapest in price? Tough call.

Loud Music.

What people think teachers do all summer...What teachers really do all summer.

"Are you practicing for Halloween, or is that your back to school face?"