Summer Farewell Planner Mugs

"It's how she gets ready for the end of summer."

'Steak Ted?'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

The Month of August

Face painting children with no facial features.

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Lobster Salad

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Or retired.'

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

"There is nothing like ten weeks of quality time with your kids to remind you of how great teachers are."

"And so another school year is over. Nine months of studying the great minds of history have left us wiser in the ways of the world."

"Well... just 5 days, 16 hours and 30 minutes till school starts."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

Home school's out for summer.

"Time for a vacation!"

Cards: Good Luck Goodbye Good Riddance.

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

What people think teachers do all summer...What teachers really do all summer.

"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."

"Are you practicing for Halloween, or is that your back to school face?"

Loud Music.

Casual Summer Friday