Summer Planner T-Shirts

I'm biking through Tuscany, learning Italian this summer. Wow! I'm off to drama camp. How about you, Twig? I haven't decided which summer enrichment program to choose! Working for my dad or babysitting the Bartram kids. Ahh! The college fund enrichment program.

What people think teachers do all summer...What teachers really do all summer.

"I spent so long stocking up on ice, cold drinks, sun cream, UV singlasses, cool loose clothing and hats that now it's chucking it down."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Steak Ted?'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

French wine

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'