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Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'Steak Ted?'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Champagne

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Canape?

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"