Summer Holiday Planner Gifts

'Or retired.'

"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

Holiday time.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Steak Ted?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Beach Barbecue

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Iliadette.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Time for vacation, time for work.