Summer Break Planner Gifts

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Steak Ted?'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Bike Rides

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Camping.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Exposed and imprisoned.

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

Face painting children with no facial features.

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"It's a working vacation."

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Academics at the Beach