Spring Break Planner Gifts

"Wake up Mom! It's the first day of spring break and I'm bored."

"When you're waiting for Spring Break, the minutes might as well be decades."

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Bike Rides

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Spring Break.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

The Spring Break Venus

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Exposed and imprisoned.

Face painting children with no facial features.

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Spatula beach

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"It's a working vacation."

Academics at the Beach