Spring Break Planner T-Shirts

"Wake up Mom! It's the first day of spring break and I'm bored."

"When you're waiting for Spring Break, the minutes might as well be decades."

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Bike Rides

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Spring Break.

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

Face painting children with no facial features.

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

The Spring Break Venus

Exposed and imprisoned.

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"It's a working vacation."

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."