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Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

The Count of Monte Cristo.

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

'Get ready, bro. This party's about to be off the chain!'

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Why, yes, I'd like to take up on your replacement window offer!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

"Wake up Mom! It's the first day of spring break and I'm bored."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.