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"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Exposed and imprisoned.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Desert Island Inmate

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

"I found your contact lens."

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

The great escape.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Escaping the Firing Squad.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'