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Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Desert Island Inmate

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Don't tell me-you're the famous Grimaldi acrobatic troupe, right?'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

The great escape.

Sunbathing in jail.

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

Escaping the Firing Squad.